Well, the mystery noise is less mysterious now. I replaced the P F wheel bearing hub assembly and crossed my fingers. Went out for a drive and the noise was still there.
Jacked her back up, took both wheels off and spun them again. I think I found the culprit, video below.
It sounds like it's coming from the front differential. I am clinging on to hope that it could be this CV axle but I think it sounds like a diff bearing noise.
Thoughts? I know this isn't the tranny guy's fault. Just super freaking coincidental that the noise started once it left his shop.