Welp....work happened but nothing was accomplished
New switch installed, just like the old one all functions function but Cruise Control will not engage. Checked fuses and apparently cruise doesn't have it's own fuse. Hit up the Google machine and it states that this could be caused by a number of issue (Throttle Position sensor, VSS, wheel speed sensor, Cruise Control Actuator, Cruise Control Module) but all of them are supposed to throw CES lights and/or cause the rig to run crappy and none of that is happening so not sure what to hit up next short of just throwing parts at it.
Also tested the fuse removal suggested by
@iamdub and didn't have any luck with that, either. Message still on DIC.
Long story short, nothing to see here. Hands are dirty for no reason as nothing was accomplished. So pretty much a typical day in the life