iamdub
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Perhaps with a radioactive growth hormone
That's why the gubbamint is pushing EVs so hard- population control. The gamma rays emitted by the battery packs is sterilizing us. Those with stronger genes are weeded out by not being sterilized. But they produce mutated offspring. This creates superhuman but mindless and obedient worker drones that will do anything the populous demands for nothing more than a highlighted "thumbs up" icon on their own remote controls. Remote controls which they, themselves, hold like a dog with its own leash in its mouth. Self-driving cars and self-operating people that are lead to believe they're free.
...Yeesh. That started out as a stupid joke but got deep. Might make for a good book or movie.