Industrial strength, ass hair dryer. Your ass already smells like ass. With one of these, you can at least stop the wet dog smell you also have.
and for only $8500
Turbine Engine Rolls Royce Avon Jet Car
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/pts/d/queen-creek-turbine-engine-rolls-royce/6834339727.html
For sale: Rolls Royce Mk 102 turbojet engine. This engine is mechanically complete minus the cartridge starter and secondary systems required to run it. It does not have reheat (afterburner).
This engine produces 6500 pounds of thrust and weights 2950 pounds. Includes engine cart. Complete assembly weights 4000 pounds with cart.
What you do with it is your business. Impress your friends, piss off the neighbors, build an exabition jet car, use it as a towel drying rack, rapidly cook the family dinner, use it to dry your favorite racing venue after a fierce rain, the ultimate man cave talking piece. The possibilities are endless!
Disclainer: No warranty expressed or implied, engine is "as is where is". I will not help you get it running nor supply the parts to do so. Parts and documentation can be found online if you desire to get it running. This is not a toy, turbomachinery can be deadly if not operated per manufacturers instructions.
I do not need help selling and If youre a nosey A&P calling to tell me its not tagged, dont bother. Duh. Im not claiming it is. A craigslist social justice warrior actually called me to complain about some surpluss hardware I had listed once...
No wheel kickers. They are steel and it will likely hurt, serious inquires only please. $8500.
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