How do you make wheel center caps theft resistant?

[Marky Dissod]

I have a 2007 Tahoe LTZ with the 20" Polished Aluminum 5 Spoke wheels.
Is there any way to make the center caps theft resistant?

Remove them completely, put them away in a safe place, don't use them at all. Cheapest solution I can think of.

EDIT: y'all laugh, but seriously. Put them away somewhere safe, they become incredibly theft resistant for free.

 

[houstontaylor]

Is it possible they are just falling off? The spring retainer on two of my caps were loose and I had to add duct tape to make them fit tightly again.

 

[Shunto]

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Nonsense!
I'd put my Ex AND her Momma up against this lovely Animal.. Th Dog would lose.