is your suv a he or a she and why?:D

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fatnlowtahoe504

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mine is a she, she is my ***** and my house..1-cus it would be gay to ride on a he anyway, 2- you treat it like a girl (most the time) 3-she purs when you touch her in certain ways, 4- and most important..she will be there before the girlfriend/wife and after them if you play your cards right.....
 

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It seems funny to call my truck a girl, because it's so big. Since I'm not into big girls, most of the time I just say my truck.
 

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Well, my 1995 Tahoe is a she. She's my loud 'n dirty hoe, and proud of it.

My Denali is totally a "he" though. He's part leisure, part work, part play, but ALL business. Classy, sleek, and professional, but get on his bad side and he's loud, aggressive, and dominant. I almost think of my truck as a good loyal dog. Sometimes I gotta sick 'em on people, but generally he's a calm quiet lap dog.











No homo.
 

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Mine is sometimes a she, sometimes a he...but NOT a transvestite or hermaphrodite...Shes sexy and classy with a phat ass...nice curves...sleek...but then again, He's EXTREMELY strong, powerful, I beat the shit outta him and it keeps on keepin on...plus, Bumblebee is a he...and I'd love if my truck and I could go hang out...we'd be best friends for sure!
 

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none of my cars/trucks have ever been feminine. they're asexual.
 

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things break unexpectedly and it often costs me money that I don't want to spend. It causes me headaches from time to time. It brings me pleasure from time to time. I have to give it a lot of attention otherwise it starts to act up. Regular, high priced maintenance is unavoidable

Yup, my truck is a woman
 

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every once in ahwhile.. when the 5.3 feels healthy.. or in the snow.. i hear the line from crime mob's rock yo hips "now tell me i'm not the baddest *****.." i tell her she's getting her nose out of sorts.. yea.. i'm with the crowd.. she's a she..

but the nose.. the bull nose occasionally makes me see dude.. i think it will more when it's down low in the spring..
 

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