I think it was simply too much PCV the way they had it set up. I have a 2003 lq4 in a Hummer, that always had the typical little pool in the intake manifold of oil. Updated to the same valve cover as on our 2014 Escalade, at the same time I went through the heads.... Under 113,000 miles, I thought the deposits on the intake valves stems were a little excessive. Started chasing a problem with condensation building in the crankcase, verified by oil sample analysis. Then I realized the new valve covers have a real small orifice.... With engine running I put a vacuum gauge on the fresh air side and it took about 1 minute to even register a couple inches of vacuum. Drilled that orifice out to 3/16ths.... Condensation issue disappeared, and a nice steady vacuum on the fresh air side. The fresh air intake to the engine is downstream from the mass air flow sensor, which apparently adjusted and it runs just fine. Also, I don't get the oil pulling in the intake. Uses zero oil in 3500 miles. My guess.... Just a guess.... Is that excess oil in the intake drips down into cylinder one or seven when the engine shut off, maybe causing the issue with the rings in those cylinders. This is way before AFM existed, no relief valve in the pan to be spraying oil upwards under the piston.
Not 100% sure of the dynamics behind GM's problem, but it does seem to be an issue with the right amount of crankcase ventilation.
On most modern engines, if you pull the dipstick with the engine running you should hear the idle change as you create a vacuum leak. That's why you have that little o-ring around the dipstick. That was my first clue the updated valve cover wasn't quite adequate...