BourbonNcigars
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Why the exclamation mark? Well, my friends...let me tell you.
This device will stop the horrible act of switching from 8 cylinders to 4. Research and find out why that's a bad thing. This particular accessory is for the 2007 - 2014 model years.
Once you plug this into the OBD II port, you'll experience:
1. Your vehicle will not switch to 4 cylinder mode, which has been reported to cause premature failure of related engine parts (hence the existence of this device).
2. You'll experience increased male enhancement if you're a man, or have a greatly increased fertility window if you're a woman*.
3. The sun will shine on you when it's raining for everyone else*.
4. When you party outside in the summer, bugs won't bother you*.
5. You'll have enhanced intelligence and memory*.
6. If there's a line to get in, you don't have to wait*.
7. Casinos will fear you*.
8. Chuck Norris will make memes about you*.
*These statements have not been approved by the FDA, EPA, any psychologically trained professional or establishment, the Nevada Gaming Control Board or any related gambling overseer, any meteorologist, fertility doctors, endocrinologists, entomologist, experts in game theory, Chuck Norris, or anyone else, and are the sole opinions of this seller.
Now, some pictures of this incredible piece of hardware:
So, how much does all this goodness cost?
The new price was $175. I'll accept any reasonable off between $119 and $120 plus the cost of shipping. This device was used for only three months. Local pickup in the Tupelo, MS area is also acceptable. Any further required driving will charge a fee commensurate with MPG of my current vehicle (within a 50 mile radius) and associated fees as they relate to the loss of warranty coverage for said vehicle (I will calculate and this should be minimal).
Please PM me or post here if interested. Opportunities like this don't happen often. Thanks, and I believe in all of you.
This device will stop the horrible act of switching from 8 cylinders to 4. Research and find out why that's a bad thing. This particular accessory is for the 2007 - 2014 model years.
Once you plug this into the OBD II port, you'll experience:
1. Your vehicle will not switch to 4 cylinder mode, which has been reported to cause premature failure of related engine parts (hence the existence of this device).
2. You'll experience increased male enhancement if you're a man, or have a greatly increased fertility window if you're a woman*.
3. The sun will shine on you when it's raining for everyone else*.
4. When you party outside in the summer, bugs won't bother you*.
5. You'll have enhanced intelligence and memory*.
6. If there's a line to get in, you don't have to wait*.
7. Casinos will fear you*.
8. Chuck Norris will make memes about you*.
*These statements have not been approved by the FDA, EPA, any psychologically trained professional or establishment, the Nevada Gaming Control Board or any related gambling overseer, any meteorologist, fertility doctors, endocrinologists, entomologist, experts in game theory, Chuck Norris, or anyone else, and are the sole opinions of this seller.
Now, some pictures of this incredible piece of hardware:
So, how much does all this goodness cost?
The new price was $175. I'll accept any reasonable off between $119 and $120 plus the cost of shipping. This device was used for only three months. Local pickup in the Tupelo, MS area is also acceptable. Any further required driving will charge a fee commensurate with MPG of my current vehicle (within a 50 mile radius) and associated fees as they relate to the loss of warranty coverage for said vehicle (I will calculate and this should be minimal).
Please PM me or post here if interested. Opportunities like this don't happen often. Thanks, and I believe in all of you.
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