GOD DAMNIT
I saw what a nightmare other people had removing their heater hose quick connector from the intake manifold after snapping it off. So I took every possible precaution to avoid this. I cleaned the base thoroughly and covered it with WD-40, reapplying it two or three times a day all weekend, for two and a half days straight. I connected my 1 1/16" deep socket to an extension and then to a perfectly calibrated socket wrench. I made sure it was perfectly lined up, as far down as it could go while allowing a smooth turn. I was confident I had done everything possible as I slowly begin to apply rotational pressure.
It instantly snapped off. The crappy pot metal was so weak and corroded that it actually broke by ripping off in the rotational direction you turn it. I literally twisted it off. Nothing could have been done to prevent this.
Some people suggested using a hacksaw to make tiny cuts at the top and then using a pic or chisel to slowly pull the pieces out. This is not working or I am not understanding what they mean. Slowly chipping away at this thing doesn't seem to be an option because eventually I will reach the threads and destroy them. So here I am, a carved up hole with corroded crap stuck inside:
I suppose the next option is to find one of these extraction tools. Like most people, I have never had much luck with these types of products. I understand there is one specifically made for removing a heater hose quick connect coupling. You know GM did a terrible job of designing something when there is literally a tool required and sold by the thousands just to correct it.
If anyone has advice, please let me know. I really don't want to remove the entire intake manifold and I really don't want to have to rethread. I know there was nothing I could do to avoid this but I'm still pretty upset. I spent the entire weekend hoping and preparing for what was inevitable failure. Now I'm screwed, can't drive the car, and have to order the tool or take an Uber to a local store to buy it.
Rough day.