Tonyrodz
Resident Resident
WTF?? To each their own I guess .Rear end dope? Maybe something like this? Just trying to make sense....
The following is a true account:
A 26-year-old male arrives at the ER complaining of ****** bleeding. He is too embarrassed to provide an accurate history but provides the examing doctor a clue: “There might be something stuck in my rear end.” Examination reveals a non-tender abdomen, but a ****** exam shows blood coming from his ****. A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his ******. Once the animal was in, the tube was pulled out.
The idea is that as the gerbil suffocates, it scratches and claws at the lining of the ******, providing an intense sensation to the patient. The rodent should then have been defecated, but the swelling and bleeding had caused the retention of the animal. The patient required pain medication and antibiotics after the animal was removed, but was then allowed to go home.
I don't judge