2009 yukon denali quarter mile time

[Fast55]

Are we not supposed to look at your videos and comment? If you have nothing to prove, what was the point of the videos? You came on here telling a guy about how fast your truck is, beating a Cayenne, and it's turned a 14.6 at 98 mph which is a pretty amazing time for a Denali with nothing more than tuning, intake, and some exhaust mods. According to you, not even headers. I never said it was impossible. It's not likely, but not impossible. You claimed Turbo Cayennes weren't even breaking into the 13's, so.....................

This leads us to believe you must have actually ran at a track to come up with those numbers but post no time slips, drag times records, or even video of a dead stop 1/4 mile run against anything. Have you actually ran it at a track, or are you using a G-Tech? I don't learn things from Google, I learn from owning them, driving them, and modifying them. You can Google YouTube videos all day and find a video of almost anything beating almost anything else, that's why I say they're meaningless. Hell, I nearly lost to a diesel pickup in my E55. If your truck runs those times at a real track, then probably the readers would like to know more about your exact mods, tuning, etc.

If I thought it was a waste of time modifying these trucks, I wouldn't have a 6.2 Tahoe with practically the same mods as yours. I'm just realistic about how fast it is, I don't street race, and I know when something else is out of my league. If I want to go fast, I fire up the E55 or the CBR1100XX (modified of course) if I feel like scaring myself. I'm having plenty of fun, enjoy.

 

[Javi]

Are we not supposed to look at your videos and comment? If you have nothing to prove, what was the point of the videos? You came on here telling a guy about how fast your truck is, beating a Cayenne, and it's turned a 14.6 at 98 mph which is a pretty amazing time for a Denali with nothing more than tuning, intake, and some exhaust mods. According to you, not even headers. I never said it was impossible. It's not likely, but not impossible. You claimed Turbo Cayennes weren't even breaking into the 13's, so.....................

This leads us to believe you must have actually ran at a track to come up with those numbers but post no time slips, drag times records, or even video of a dead stop 1/4 mile run against anything. Have you actually ran it at a track, or are you using a G-Tech? I don't learn things from Google, I learn from owning them, driving them, and modifying them. You can Google YouTube videos all day and find a video of almost anything beating almost anything else, that's why I say they're meaningless. Hell, I nearly lost to a diesel pickup in my E55. If your truck runs those times at a real track, then probably the readers would like to know more about your exact mods, tuning, etc.

If I thought it was a waste of time modifying these trucks, I wouldn't have a 6.2 Tahoe with practically the same mods as yours. I'm just realistic about how fast it is, I don't street race, and I know when something else is out of my league. If I want to go fast, I fire up the E55 or the CBR1100XX (modified of course) if I feel like scaring myself. I'm having plenty of fun, enjoy.

These are my mods with dyno:
http://www.tahoeyukonforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23802&highlight=javi
Not only have I run at the ¼ mile, I have also run at the half mile during testing. My brother and I organize ¼ mile racing events and the PR Half Mile event. I don’t have a time slip because I don’t need one, and don’t need to prove to you anything else. It seems that it is you who doesn’t know or have a clue about going to a drag racing event, nor have ever tried your truck in one.
PR Half Mile Event page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Puerto-Rico-Half-Mile-Event/322411021166508

The only thing you have proven here is that you need to trash people that give honest experiences because maybe your truck is slow?(shit happens). I’m sure that those left (not sure how many after all your BS) reading this thread can appreciate my 2 cents with my experiences and give less interest in people like you.
No need to reply, I won’t waste more time with ignorance…

 

[Fast55]

Here's the rerun:

1. OP asked for 1/4 times on a Denali.

2. I posted the ONLY official time I could find. Not mine since I haven't had my truck to a track.

3. You show up and claim you've run 14.6 @ 98 mph and beat a Cayenne.

4. I say maybe to that time, but I don't believe you beat one of those.

5. You come back with loads of other BS including videos, but never anything to back up YOUR claims.

What's obvious here is you're just pissy about being called on some of your claims. I have loads of passes in other vehicles but we're not here to talk about cars or motorcycles. I have not drag raced my truck like I said and even though they have about the same mods, I "need to trash people that give honest experiences because maybe your truck is slow?(shit happens)."

Hardly. Most likely they run almost exactly the same times and trap speeds. If you claim something, don't be surprised if someone asks you to back up your mouth. Not because they're "trash talking", but because, as I said before, maybe the members here would like to know exactly what works well and what doesn't. I'm almost 50 years old and have probably owned and raced more vehicles than you and your brother combined. This is why I offer my experience here and actually help members where I can, like taking my own time to get a door switch programmed for a member (for free), or giving away parts to members that I no longer need.

You sound like a 17 year old civic owner with a fart can and "twin turbos with a 200 shot of noss", which is why I no longer spend time on MBWorld or Benzworld. This place has been free of most of this kind of crap. If you really organize these events, hats off to you. Rarely is there an opportunity to see 1/2 mile runs. I travel quite a bit, so if I get a chance to stop or layover in PR, I'll try to make one.

 

[Javi]

Look, I don’t like it when someone tries to call me a liar, as I’m sure you certainly don’t either. At the same time, I don’t like to insult nor be insulted. I can agree that people on the net get carried away and for some reason want to live an alter ego, specially on forums. I can only give my honest tale of events because I don’t record on video everything I do when driving. I don’t have any time slip of my truck because I didn’t gave much interest of having it, lets face it, it’s a truck, who cares?! but I was surprised of the time it put.
I’m almost 40 years old, and you would be surprised the number of cars my brother and I have owned and driven over the years. Actually, because of the events we organize, the list of test drives is pretty awesome.
I don’t like been mad at someone who I barely know. Please do apologize me if I ever insulted you (and everybody who has read my posts) I wish we could turn the page of this situation.
I called a friend of mine who took a vid of me at the track and emailed it to me, still no slip, but at least its at the track.
If you ever do come to PR on December 1st, 2012 its our next 1/2 mile event. Let me know if you would be around so you can come and enjoy it. We expect some competitors to break the 200mph mark in the 1/2 mile this time around.


My Denali at the track (click to see video):



My 350Z TT currently under more mods:



Testing the 1/2 mile track:



My brother’s daily driver:



The GTR time slip:



More testing at the 1/2 mile:



This was done today to my Denali, it had become too loud for my taste (it was broken inside)...
Muffler setup before:





New setup, Magnaflow muffler 12909:

 

[Fast55]

No worries, I never felt insulted, it's just that as you've admitted, so much posted on car/truck forums is BS that frankly, I've given up on most sites. Years ago there were no kids (no offense to you younger guys) on the MB forums, but as more and more of these guys bought second or third hand MB's and BMW's, the trash talking, made up crap just buried things. You can find some funny and not so funny stuff on MBworld and Benzworld. For a real laugh, search for "trunk boy", a guy who actually climed into the trunk of AMG's at dealerships that he couldn't afford with a cardboard sign from the board to "prove" he owned the car. I kid you not. Anyway, I don't have anything on the schedule for PR right now, but my biggest customer is Amgen, and they have facilities in Juncos so I'll see if there's an excuse to head your way. Here's a few pics of past and present rides: