Wow ok, so first of all mine are functional and have a DOT stamp on them. The Yeti cannot respond at the moment because he's on the run from the federal side marker task force.
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That aside, taking exception to the legality of side markers because you want to drive under the influence after a party is quite the logic, alongside 'I don't speed when working as drug mule.'
I didn't say I was under the influence driving after parties....you inferred that. I just don't like to have to deal w/ being stopped; unless I broke the law, which I don't...esp when it comes to DUI...I follow the guidance of my good attorney friend: "If you drink anything, don't drive anything."
But, generally...just don't like to be stopped; it ends up taking time, can be uncomfortable, and research has shown, you could even get arrested even though you are NOT DUI...so why risk it.
Not asking you to defend your decision to alter your ride...to each their own..but, the requirement for side markers (both the lamp and the reflector), is that they be amber in color... and placed "as far forward on the side of the vehicle as is reasonable" and meet photomy specs.
For the legal requirements for side markers, See
49 CFR 571.108 (Excerpts below) and search for "reflex reflectors" and "side marker" All of the requirements are well documented, including area, photometry, measurement points, etc.
And, I am still fun at parties!