A fart and 2 door dilemma

[vtx1800sba]

I've got a hilarious story for you guys. So yesterday I take the family to the Amer. Legion hall in our town. It's burger nite. Kids can have a helluva big burger, put just about anything they want on it. The gals cook them medium rare, medium etc. Our 10yr. old boy is a garbage gut. The kid eats anything and a lot of it. Skinny bean pole. So he wolfs down his chow..adroitly as usual. On the way home from the legion hall (now a good hour later) his guts start brewin. He's sittin in the back seat of my 2dr 96 being a boy and pissing off his older sister. Yep, Norman Rockwell painting I tell ya.

All of a sudden he cracks off this tremendous fart. His sister squeals with disgust and my bride turns around and scolds him. I'm no help as I'm laughing my ass off in traffic. You can guess what happens next. The smell was incredible. I mean huge. OMG I couldn't believe that came out of his skinny 'no-ass' body. Now I'm ******* dying, laughing so hard. I hit the turn signal arm and the ******* wipers are flying back and forth. My wife and the girl are making quite a show.

We pull into our driveway. Soon as I park, the passenger door flies open; wife out in the driveway, daughter right behind her as the passenger seat rolls forward. She throws up on the lawn. What the **** I just bought that dinner! Dammit. The boy hops out, and of course is castigated by my female co-pilot and pony-tailed passenger who have bailed on me. I'm just shaking my head and wiping the tears while opening the barn doors to air out the hoe. Yah had to be there guys, ya had to be there!

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

Lmfao

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[AtomicHoe094]

haha

 

[TTZ06]

Lmao

 

[jdpber]

Baahahahahaha thats great.. i hope you put the child lock on the windows and kept the smell in.. hahahha my wife hates it when i do this same thing.. so funny

 

[07Burb]

That is hilarious! I can't believe she actually threw up, though. That's a bit extreme and dramatic I've got two boys and I can see somethign similar going down in the future. The wife is in for a treat for sure

 

[moviewithnotitle]

i've got a hilarious story for you guys. So yesterday i take the family to the amer. Legion hall in our town. It's burger nite. Kids can have a helluva big burger, put just about anything they want on it. The gals cook them medium rare, medium etc. Our 10yr. Old boy is a garbage gut. The kid eats anything and a lot of it. Skinny bean pole. So he wolfs down his chow..adroitly as usual. On the way home from the legion hall (now a good hour later) his guts start brewin. He's sittin in the back seat of my 2dr 96 being a boy and pissing off his older sister. Yep, norman rockwell painting i tell ya.

All of a sudden he cracks off this tremendous fart. His sister squeals with disgust and my bride turns around and scolds him. I'm no help as i'm laughing my ass off in traffic. You can guess what happens next. The smell was incredible. I mean huge. Omg i couldn't believe that came out of his skinny 'no-ass' body. Now i'm ******* dying, laughing so hard. I hit the turn signal arm and the ******* wipers are flying back and forth. My wife and the girl are making quite a show.

We pull into our driveway. Soon as i park, the passenger door flies open; wife out in the driveway, daughter right behind her as the passenger seat rolls forward. She throws up on the lawn. What the **** i just bought that dinner! Dammit. The boy hops out, and of course is castigated by my female co-pilot and pony-tailed passenger who have bailed on me. I'm just shaking my head and wiping the tears while opening the barn doors to air out the hoe. Yah had to be there guys, ya had to be there!lugged:

awesome!

 

[vtx1800sba]

Never a dull moment in this circus. The boy was pretty darned proud of himself. I'm sure he told his buddies at school about cracking a fart so nasty it made his older sister hurl.

 

[AtomicHoe094]

whats wrong with that? guys will be guys. haha

 

[ezdaar]