Hell, you can just jump it and then, as long as alternator is working properly, it will fully charge the battery and should show it is charging it on the gauge, as long as you drive it long enough. Trip to store and back is not long enough. I always have recommended an hour trip to cover all charging bases. Now, to address the original reason it would not start. You have different systems/modules that are on Keep Alive Memory and have a constant draw while the vehicle is shut down. Leaving it for two weeks allowed those systems to drain enough that the starter needed more power to crank over than what was left in that battery. The battery still had enough for the Keep Alive Memory and that is why the lights came on....etc. But, batteries don't like being drained like that. Hopefully no damage but who knows. From now on, like on a motorcycle, whenever a vehicle sits for a long enough period of time, you should have a trickle charger that is designed to shut off and monitor system when battery is fully charged and turns on when battery gets low enough.