CLOSE CALLS? Whos got a story? I DO

[WHITEOUT]

I posted this up in TyBardy thread, but thought I would share with everyone. I hate the drivers in PHX. I live in Phx, and have my fair share of **********, old people and Rich Cougars to avoid. Luckily, nothing so far. KNOCk, KNOCK(wood). I did have a close one the other day. This HUGE douchebag changed 3 lanes into my lane, and proceeded to hit his brakes. Well of course, I got extremely pissed, I also had my family in the car, with my girl, and 1 year old son. So, never the less, I honked and bagen flipping the guy off. So.. He decided to literally slam on his brakes in the middle of the road. I pretty much "KISSED" his car. Well luckinly I didn't "spike" him with the spikes I have upfront, would have been funny though. Good thing it was at an angle. SPIKES BABY. LOL Well, at this point I am furious. So. I jumped out of my Hoe, girl wasn't happy with me about that, I have a temper sometimes, and began to approach this ediot. Come to find out, he is a Douchebag!! You guys know who I'm talking about!! IE. tight "AFFLICTION" shirt(his head almost exploided) bulging steroid muscles, square toed shoes, faded jeans, Douchy haircut, and all around Douchebag isims.. I had to post his pic!! sorry Well I punked the fuq out of this guy, right in his face, belly bumped him, finger in his face, and began to yell or"spit" say it don't spray it, right in his face,. Dude got luckily my girl finally pulled me back cause I was pissed, and I usually hit first and ask questions later.. Well, he called the cops on me, wouldn't move his car out of the road, and blocked me from moving from cars behind, stuck in the main road on Tatum and T-Bird, for anyone who knows this area, very busy road. He tried to say I hit his car, and assulted him. Once the cop arrives, A women cop by the way which I usually don't get along with, she sided with me about how Douchebaggy he was, especially since he wouldn't move his car out of traffic and I was stuck, and he was being an ahole about everything, especially to her!! I ragged on him SO bad about his tight shirt infront of that cop, she almost busted up laughing. Anyways, nothing happened to me, just got the "he could have had a gun" speech from the cop. Then i told her, "tell him the same thing, cause I do have a gun on me!!!" I have a CCW permit, she was alittle surprised, but I live in the Wild West!! I love AZ sometimes. Only thing that came out of this incident, he got punked and he got posted on the net under **********.com. Hope it gets posted. LOL, HILARIOUS!!! Let me hear your stories. Hope you guys get a laugh out of mine

 

[Anthony]

Fun fact of the day: Most people are idots/d-bags

 

[Effeckt]

2 things I already knew about this story since I'm from Phoenix as well.

1) The majority of Phoenix residents drive like morons.

2) Just about every Affliction wearing guy (at least locally) thinks he's some big bad ass. Usually they are a tool like above mentioned driver.

 

[Modded]

I posted this up in TyBardy thread, but thought I would share with everyone. I hate the drivers in PHX. I live in Phx, and have my fair share of **********, old people and Rich Cougars to avoid. Luckily, nothing so far. KNOCk, KNOCK(wood). I did have a close one the other day. This HUGE douchebag changed 3 lanes into my lane, and proceeded to hit his brakes. Well of course, I got extremely pissed, I also had my family in the car, with my girl, and 1 year old son. So, never the less, I honked and bagen flipping the guy off. So.. He decided to literally slam on his brakes in the middle of the road. I pretty much "KISSED" his car. Well luckinly I didn't "spike" him with the spikes I have upfront, would have been funny though. Good thing it was at an angle. SPIKES BABY. LOL Well, at this point I am furious. So. I jumped out of my Hoe, girl wasn't happy with me about that, I have a temper sometimes, and began to approach this ediot. Come to find out, he is a Douchebag!! You guys know who I'm talking about!! IE. tight "AFFLICTION" shirt(his head almost exploided) bulging steroid muscles, square toed shoes, faded jeans, Douchy haircut, and all around Douchebag isims.. I had to post his pic!! sorry Well I punked the fuq out of this guy, right in his face, belly bumped him, finger in his face, and began to yell or"spit" say it don't spray it, right in his face,. Dude got luckily my girl finally pulled me back cause I was pissed, and I usually hit first and ask questions later.. Well, he called the cops on me, wouldn't move his car out of the road, and blocked me from moving from cars behind, stuck in the main road on Tatum and T-Bird, for anyone who knows this area, very busy road. He tried to say I hit his car, and assulted him. Once the cop arrives, A women cop by the way which I usually don't get along with, she sided with me about how Douchebaggy he was, especially since he wouldn't move his car out of traffic and I was stuck, and he was being an ahole about everything, especially to her!! I ragged on him SO bad about his tight shirt infront of that cop, she almost busted up laughing. Anyways, nothing happened to me, just got the "he could have had a gun" speech from the cop. Then i told her, "tell him the same thing, cause I do have a gun on me!!!" I have a CCW permit, she was alittle surprised, but I live in the Wild West!! I love AZ sometimes. Only thing that came out of this incident, he got punked and he got posted on the net under **********.com. Hope it gets posted. LOL, HILARIOUS!!! Let me hear your stories. Hope you guys get a laugh out of mine

It would have took me everything I had not to punch that d-bag smack dead in the nose and knock his head off the map!!
A while ago I was leaving school with some friends and some d-bag further down the road that leads to our school pulled up beside me and started swerving because I accidentally cut him off, He was yelling and throwing the finger religiously too, then he started trying to hit my car wit his, which is one of the perfect ways to make me catch a case!!
SO we get to the red light and I let the window down and told him to chill before I get out, he continued.....
So I got out the car and started smacking his window/hood to make him get out, he acted like he was reaching under the seat so I ran to the trunk and pulled out my aluminum bat and told him if he points (he def. won't use it though) a gun at me I would smash his whole car right now in front of everyone!!
People at the red light intersection were in amazement lol!

 

[kickitandholdit]

HAAAAAAA!!!! hilarious once i started reading about you describing him i couldnt stop laughing! i absolutely hate those kind of guys. great story haha love it.
i have been arrested street racing and all kinds of stuff but my fav story is.. well if you knew me im a real fan of treat people the way you want to be treated. well this guy got mad at me in the parking lot and was in his truck hollering at me and im sitting here talking to my friends ignoring him and he decides to push my buttons and he puts it in gear and bumps my car trying to get my attention well at this point he had my attention so i grabbed my mag light and he tried to ride off and so i hop in my old body style tahoe with a brush guard on it that is about 2'' thick and chased him through the parking lot and when he slowed down to pull out of the parking lot WHAM!!!! i slammed my brush guard into the back of him and pancaked his bumper and he floored it trying to get away so i turned around and finished my conversation with my friends haha

 

[WHITEOUT]

Ya, AZ sucks for drivers. But I am a local guy, and gotta say, it's all these out of staters that make it difficult. But besides that, everyone thinks they own the road here, no courtesy what so ever out here Modded-that's pretty good, 1 out of 10 will actually shoot(I'm that 1, that's why I "try" not to pull my gun unless no other resort is necessary), others should have there gun taken and be pistol whipped with there own gun for acting like they are gonna do something. I hate D-bags!!!!!!!

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HAAAAAAA!!!! hilarious once i started reading about you describing him i couldnt stop laughing! i absolutely hate those kind of guys. great story haha love it.
i have been arrested street racing and all kinds of stuff but my fav story is.. well if you knew me im a real fan of treat people the way you want to be treated. well this guy got mad at me in the parking lot and was in his truck hollering at me and im sitting here talking to my friends ignoring him and he decides to push my buttons and he puts it in gear and bumps my car trying to get my attention well at this point he had my attention so i grabbed my mag light and he tried to ride off and so i hop in my old body style tahoe with a brush guard on it that is about 2'' thick and chased him through the parking lot and when he slowed down to pull out of the parking lot WHAM!!!! i slammed my brush guard into the back of him and pancaked his bumper and he floored it trying to get away so i turned around and finished my conversation with my friends haha

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! Now that's what a brush guards for!!!
I totally agree with you. I use to be a wild hot head, and been in way more then my share of fights, and actually like it. But as you get older, like you said, treat people the way you want to be treated. But some people, mostly D-bags, don't get it, and push the wrong buttons. Gotta say, if my kid wasn't in the car, I would have fd that guy up with no hesitation, and would have been worth going to jail over, atleast the last fool I fought was worth the consequence!!! Too many fools are talk. BRING IT DON'T SING IT!!

I like the stories guys, keep them coming, HILARIOUS STUFF!!

 

[Rivieraracing]

I had a situation like that 2 weeks ago while driving to work, lets just say that I left him speechless and embarassed when he originally thought he was a bad ass!! I was soooooo pissed but my words were perfect!! Don't try to smart ass a smart ass, it just doesn't work!!
Thanks for the story!!

 

[Modded]

,,,,,,,,,,, 1 out of 10 will actually shoot(I'm that 1, that's why I "try" not to pull my gun unless no other resort is necessary), others should have there gun taken and be pistol whipped with there own gun for acting like they are gonna do something.....

That just gave me the laugh of the night, I would def. try and take someone gun and slap them a few times with it, then keep the gun to myself lol!

 

[WHITEOUT]

I had a situation like that 2 weeks ago while driving to work, lets just say that I left him speechless and embarassed when he originally thought he was a bad ass!! I was soooooo pissed but my words were perfect!! Don't try to smart ass a smart ass, it just doesn't work!!
Thanks for the story!!

You hit the nail on the head. Like you said, words will leave them speechless, especially a D-bag. Once I knew he didn't want to fight me, the smarta** in me let it go, and the ragging ensued!!! Perfect quote- "Don't try to smart ass a smart ass, it just doesn't work" Leaving em dumber then shirt did!!LOL

 

[Effeckt]

Alright so here's one story I can think of. It's an oldie (I was like 21 at the time or so). I was at Desert Ridge (for you locals). Basically a big outdoor shopping mall, tons of restaurants, theater, etc. on my way out to my car. The walk way was completely packed and there wasn't a lot of walking room. So I'm walking on the street right next to the edge of the sidewalk. This 60 year old guy in his Lexus is approaching with no other oncoming traffic in the parking lot proceeds to drive as close to the curb as possible and ends up hitting me with his car and driving over my foot. I'm sure some of you are wondering why I didn't move over. Two reasons really, one I figured like most people he would be courteous and move over since NO ONE was coming. Two, there are these large bush like trees on the edge of the sidewalk (4 feet square or so) and thus the reason I was on the edge in the first place. At this point I'm pissed as this jerk had no common decency to move over so I proceed to take my two fists and pile drive them into his hood. Of course this makes the guy mad and he gets out of his car and into my face about it. I was simply in shock that some old guy wanted to come up against me and a bunch of my friends. So after going off on him about him hitting me with the car I tell him to get his old wrinkly self back into the car before I make him. All the while his wife is screaming at him to get back in the car. Needless to say he finally listened so I refrained from making it worse than it could have been.