CLOSE CALLS? Whos got a story? I DO

[Eagle]

If someone hit my bike, talkless of car, and then offfered me $50 I would pretty much feel like slapping the mess out of them!!
Wouldn't though, just call the good ol cops.

here cops only respond to:
accidents with injuries
accidents without insurance
accidents that are blocking traffic.
& on public roadways.


Last time I insisted on a cop, I waited 2.5 hours before he showed up. (rear ended by a sketchy female I was pretty sure didn;t have valid insurance, she had passenger witnesses,& I didn't. I didn't want to wind up in civil court accused of backing into her with some bogus whiplash claim etc)

 

[BOSS]

.....Most of my close calls were from my younger years, but I was the one giving em to someone else.

B

 

[WHITEOUT]

I haven't been on in a couple days. You guys are hilarious!!!! That's what I'm talking about!! How do you miss a bright ass car, even if it is a Geo Metro!!! Effeckt-I totally know that place, and hate drivers in there!! Everyone thinks they own the road, even in that plaza, and will skim right past you with no regard. Everybody thinks they are entitled to something in Arizona!! Hate drivers here. Like everyone else, I've gotten wiser in my age, and all my other stories are when I was younger, and I "TRY" to avoid them now. But gotta say, I'm the type that actually likes to fight, but have a kid, alittle older, alittle wiser,but gotta say, getting hit and hitting is a adrenalin rush for me. But, times have changed, and people carry guns(like me) and you never know whos gonna do what.

But ya, only a D-bag would drive a Equinox right!!!!

I hear you about the bikers Eagle. I ride a bike, but have ridden with guys(only 1 time to let you know) that rode like ediots!! Damn "RUB" Rich Urban Biker. Hate those guys.

Alittle story when I rode one day. Again for people that live in AZ. Going down CaveCreek, which is a huge biker run road, and this dumb ass decides to look at me straight in the eyes, and proceed to hit his accelerator, he's driving a minivan, I;m on a sportbike. Well, he didn't get very far ahead of me before coming into my lane, and I actually had to swerve off into the bike lane. My girl was riding with me also. So, I swerve back over and start tapping on his window, while were driving, and proceed to flip him off and shouting, I have a helmet on so I probably sounded like Darth Vader!! to him. Well, ediot that he was, just throws his hands in the air, and proceeds to drive facing forward now and avoiding me. Non the less, I'm pissed off, so I begin to barely hit my gas to get past him, and while passing his side view mirror, and slammed my fist down on his mirros and broke that peice o crap right off!!!! I looked back at him while flipping him off, and all he did was keep looking forward. I probably should have handled better, but here, in AZ, people don't care about bikes, and sometimes you gotta let them know why they should pay attention.Owe, and wasn't my first now last mirror that I had to break to get peoples attention.

Loving all your stories guys, making me bust up in laughter.
THANKS EVERYONE
reminds me of.......BACK IN THE DAY!!!!!

 

[Rick]

Only a douche (or a woman) would drive an equinox.

i hear ya. one time me and a pal were coming out of a crash crawleys( huge indoor kids playground) with his two kids. we get in his little, i dunno like '88, k car and he is about to back out and the equinox is backing up to get the spot across the way so my bud ***** his horn then after 2 secs he lays on it cause affliction wearing t-shit guys was still coming about to hit us. so we back out and right away douche bag is out and yelling at us. we just keep driving. my bud notices hes still yelling when we are bout 200 yards away so im like turn it around, whitch he does. i lower the windowand i was like you got an effing problem he goes f u bla bla bla. i said you were about to hit us and he goes i got a back up camera morons. i said how the **** were we supposed to know that at whitch point he says keep driving or ill punch you in the face. so now its on im ragging mad his wife and kids are out of the equinox so i get out. now im 6foot 6in and i dont think he expected that from a young guy like me, hes maybe 5f8in. so when i get out, i also bang the door into his legs, he takes five fair sized steps back and pulls his wife and kids infront of him. by that him im alread up one side of him and down the other. the his wife is going on saying to stop i got kids in the car bla bla bla. whitch i replied shut the **** up c**t your kids are right here. then the hubby jumps in and goes on about his brother being a cop and so on. and that was bout it got in the car and left.

sorry for the lenght

Rick