lol...all you need is 2 wrenches (5/8 & 3/4 iirc), plus a socket/ratchet (13mm?) for the filter mount. Depressurize the fuel lines from the schrader valve on the intake.
Not sure what trick you have but that filter is a serious pain in the ass to get off without that tool. I bought a generic one at AZ, cut it, grinded it to fit and still couldn't get it to unhook the line. Ended up buying that tool online....
Educate us ....
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