Love the very detailed story and sequence of events. thanks.
LOL, Thanks- I think I owe you a thanks for reading the epic post(s).
After I posted this, I went through all of the papers I received. The last few pages are the actual GM Service bulletin where they describe the problem (with photos) and show how to "fix" this. "Partially remove the headliner allowing access to the pad, remove the pad and clean the area. Install new pad (sticky backed foam rubber) and reinstall blue tooth microphone and wires, ensuring they are secure". So as I read the actual denial from GMPP, they didn't deny coverage of the parts (it seems they didn't order a new microphone, but removed the padding and put new padding in, this isn't anything special, a sheet of insulation foam you could pick up at any hardware or hobby store) but the labor to "reinstall the bluetooth microphone" is what wasn't covered, at (you guessed it) 160 per hour. So, my deductible plus the hour labor covered the mechanic pulling the headliner down, removing a piece of foam and sticking a new piece of foam into the roof and putting the headliner back. GM quotes this service at 1 hour labor.
After reading this and mentally digesting, I don't think this was my issue... Aside from the occasional no response from the microphone, if I called someone, the other person would not hear me but would get a very loud digital squeal, almost like feedback but far too definitive to be simple static. It sounded like digital interference and would be almost deafening to the person I called, while I could hear them fine. I started to wonder if it wasn't related to the alarm, backfeeding and causing interference on the calls. It was sporadic and was starting to happen more frequently, so I wonder if the two were related.
The Blue tooth worked fine yesterday, I called several people changed radio stations using it. I guess I'll find out soon enough.
Hope all of you have/had an excellent week and weekend (whenever you're reading this).
Merry Christmas!