605Jake123
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Says i'm the only one with my exact package. Yeah thats right
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This is my Tahoe
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Tahoe is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Tahoe, without me is useless.
Without my Tahoe, I am useless.
I must drive my Tahoe true.
I must drive better than Expedition owners who are trying to race me.
I must pass him before he passes me.
I will....
My Tahoe and myself know that what counts in driving is not the gallons we use, the noise of our exhaust, nor the drop we pimp.
We know that it is the WINS that count.
We will WIN....
My Tahoe is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its clearance and its blue book value.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my Tahoe clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will....
Before God I swear this creed.
My Tahoe and myself are the defenders of the road.
We are the masters of ricers.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no Expeditions, but bowties!