man do i got cop storys lol the best is when they just unload on you yelling like mad, then let you go. my CDL lic saved me a lot. most cops dont want to mark up a clean cdl, unless you really deserve it.
then theres other times where i know im right and let them have it. and still get off.
like the time i was rolling up to a construction area, cops had a lanes blocked to one, and im in a loaded roll off, a sweet ass pete with straight pipes and of course a jake brake that i used all the time, cops stops be as im rolling by, so im on the jake again right to the stop, hes giving me crap about the loud noise, im like thats my brakes. look it up....hes still going on and on, truckers this and that, im like keep talking....his partner there grabbed him and pulled him away from me and waved me on, and i popped the jake at every shift just to be a dick on the way out....
but if they are writing tickets and i know i ****** up, i always say thank you lol