gooffeyguy
Tom
He'll be on a mission from godNot sure why, but this came to mind when reading your post.
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What did you do to your NNBS GMT900 Tahoe/Yukon Today?
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Right after the d bag hosed me down and the cops told me they couldn't charge him with anything, i had started to build a little something...
What it was?
Sparkle cannon!
Plan: hose him down with diluted molasses, and then follow it up with a sparkles!!
Figuring that that was his problem, he just needed to shine/sparkle more.
I have the control valves so i could do it remotely, including aiming via pneumatics.
Old air compressor tank so i could get a super quick release, since his side of my yard is about a football field away from my air compressor...
Then i decided i better chat with a lawyer first.
That surprises me. I’d figure that would be some kind of an assault charge. Especially the way things are now a days. I mean I’m sure I’d be in some shit I’d I did that to one of my neighbors. Hmm...
Just Fishing
Can't fix stupid
I'm surprised too, but in the end i just want peace.
Officer tried to go right down the middle, even told me "well maybe you shouldn't work on your yard when he is outside"
I actually gave that some thought and noticed that his little "parties" happen every fkn weekend.
and i'm not exactly paying special attention to the fool.
Usually i get motivated to mow and come out from my garage, fruit trees block my view until I'm over at that corner of the yard.
And my general rule has always been, anything your doing in your yard is none of my business.
+ after the threats and name calling, + when i come outside they try to "gas light" me and make me feel like i'm crazy.
I really don't want to do him any favors what so ever.
He made the bed, now i just get to leave him some yellow stains or a horses head...
Gas lighting,
It's super weird, because all i see is them being out of their minds.
Like do they actually think it would work?
Been doing lots of talking about it to people, I even wanted to check to see if i was out of line with my *** him attitude.
this is where i learned words like "gas light" and "narcissist" and then spent time learning about narcissist so i can use it against him (and you can!!!!! muwhaha!)
Right after the hose down incident, i was working under my deck.
They heard my little dewalt impact driver going, so i hear one of his daughters (maybe) go "kids come in side quick, he is outside" then everyone had a good laugh.
(Same thing they have been doing for 10 years, but i just ignored them)
Me,
things i have learned, i can play him like a fkn puppet now.
Just Fishing
Can't fix stupid
worst part about this, i can't drink beer and mow now. 
I have to be prepared to speak to the police and not stink of the gods nectar.
At least until i defeat him once and for all.
I have to be prepared to speak to the police and not stink of the gods nectar.
At least until i defeat him once and for all.
Just Fishing
Can't fix stupid
I also tested something i learned, also confirmed he is one..
SO a narcissist, think about him as a nerdy kid trying way to hard.
So within ear shot of him, i tell my wife "If he was nice to me i would happily help him out with that jeep project that has been going on for 10 years now"
starting the next weekend, i see him working on it again.
Me,
SO a narcissist, think about him as a nerdy kid trying way to hard.
So within ear shot of him, i tell my wife "If he was nice to me i would happily help him out with that jeep project that has been going on for 10 years now"
starting the next weekend, i see him working on it again.
Me,
worst part about this, i can't drink beer and mow now.
I have to be prepared to speak to the police and not stink of the gods nectar.
At least until i defeat him once and for all.
**** THAT!!
Just Fishing
Can't fix stupid
see why i have to be all focused now.
also $2k worth of trees starts sounding like a good idea...
iamdub
Full Access Member
see why i have to be all focused now.
also $2k worth of trees starts sounding like a good idea...
Have cameras up cuz $2,000 in trees inexplicably dying would be an expensive loss.
BTW, aren't your lawnmowers and vehicles due for a good Seafoaming and isn't the safest place to perform this your back yard?
wjburken
Supporting Member
I think you should paint the fence.
Just Fishing
Can't fix stupid
Yes and yes.
I also started working my super over the top Mormon happy wave at him.
first time i did it, i think he nearly tripped and fell.
A very reluctant wave back at me...
I also have been doing the happy short honk and wave when ever i drive by his house, and i see the old fk outside.
first time he was all like "oh hai!!!, see i'm amazing and everyone loves me look"
He was on his roof, so when i pulled into the cul-de-sac he watched me with confusion.
Probably hoping someone was probably going to take care of me.
His look when he realized my new hoe.
narcissist stuff,
he is starting to question every time i happy honk and wave at him now.
First few time he was all like "oh hai smiles, then the smile slowly goes to a frown"
Anyways, thanks all this has been very therapeutic for me.
Please feel free to keep it going.
