Feeling like a failure everywhere else in my life at the moment, I decided I'd do something "big" (to me, anyway) to actually feel accomplished. The Universe gave me a big "**** you".
I attempted to do some small and harmless changes to the Tahoe's tune to pop my "change and write" cherry. To correct my 1-2MPH speedometer discrepancy, I measured the tire circumference by duct-taping speaker wire to the concrete and backing over it, then wrapping the wire around the tire and marking where the end met. I corrected the number in HPT (18mm difference). I then unchecked the boxes for anything relating to the EVAP codes. I tried writing those changes I made to the tune and it prompted me to apply my credits. I purchased two a long time ago since HPT's site and EVERYONE else said it takes two. It gave me the option to tune the ECM (requiring two credits) and/or the FSCM (requiring one credit). I checked the box for the ECM and checked "Do not license" for the FSCM and tried to continue. Apparently, unless I'm misunderstanding what I found on HPT's site, it's too late. It's like HPT has already applied my credits/licenses to a vehicle that has that extra module and it won't let me proceed until I buy an extra credit. I thought maybe I could just re-read the current tune but uncheck that FSCM module, make my changes, then try again. I don't know. Maybe I'll try again next month after I cool down. I was too pissed to find that surprise so I moved on to trying to log some scans. Tried a test one with it idling in my driveway and I swear I saw it say it was saving the file as "scan..." after I clicked the "stop" icon. So, thinking it was just that simple, I went out to the highway to log a WOT 0-100 hit and a WOT 50-80 hit, clicking "stop" and "start" between each. Feeling accomplished, I went home and found that the only file saved is the "SAMPLE" one that it comes with.
So, now I'm ready to break shit and post an very slightly used MPVI2 for sale.