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Devious_Tahoe96
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Your Hoe looks like an undercover suv lol thats why everyone doesn't even try haha
Caused an accident with the Hoe
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Your Hoe looks like an undercover suv lol thats why everyone doesn't even try haha
T-Bagg
The Esca-Hoe driver.
I wanna pit somebody soooo bad.
My favorite, I didn't see, my friend sitting shotgun told me about, it took awhile because he was laughing so hard.
Now see, when I wanna get somewhere I can whip the Esca-Hoe through traffic in a way to make most race car drivers jealous. One girl once said, "I feel like I'm in a police chase." One of my proudest moments in life.
So. One day en route to a point north of San Diego, I was sliding from the far left lane to the right lane(with two left to go on a four lane highway) to pass. There was a white Honda Civic in the third lane who apparently thought I was coming all the way over. My friend who was watching, as he cleared the lane I was moving into, said it was one of the funniest things he'd ever seen. All three occupants eyes wide and chins on their chests, apparently thinking they were about to be run over. He said he could almost hear them screaming as I yanked over.
Or the lady who ran a red light to run straight into my truck(i.e. My right front tire and bumper.) Me, bumper cover cracked. Her, bumper and grilled folded into the radiator, radiator pushed into the motor, and hood wrinkled up.
Your 'Hoe will not feel very big when you're about to be pinched between two semi trucks. Picture, three lanes, semis in both out side lanes me moving up the center to pass. Left truck begins changing lanes... Into my lane. My ******* puckers up so tight it creases the seat. Down shift, brakes, I've never gotten the front end to droop so much or gotten that truck to slow down so fast in my life.
My favorite, I didn't see, my friend sitting shotgun told me about, it took awhile because he was laughing so hard.
Now see, when I wanna get somewhere I can whip the Esca-Hoe through traffic in a way to make most race car drivers jealous. One girl once said, "I feel like I'm in a police chase." One of my proudest moments in life.
So. One day en route to a point north of San Diego, I was sliding from the far left lane to the right lane(with two left to go on a four lane highway) to pass. There was a white Honda Civic in the third lane who apparently thought I was coming all the way over. My friend who was watching, as he cleared the lane I was moving into, said it was one of the funniest things he'd ever seen. All three occupants eyes wide and chins on their chests, apparently thinking they were about to be run over. He said he could almost hear them screaming as I yanked over.
Or the lady who ran a red light to run straight into my truck(i.e. My right front tire and bumper.) Me, bumper cover cracked. Her, bumper and grilled folded into the radiator, radiator pushed into the motor, and hood wrinkled up.
Your 'Hoe will not feel very big when you're about to be pinched between two semi trucks. Picture, three lanes, semis in both out side lanes me moving up the center to pass. Left truck begins changing lanes... Into my lane. My ******* puckers up so tight it creases the seat. Down shift, brakes, I've never gotten the front end to droop so much or gotten that truck to slow down so fast in my life.
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Devious_Tahoe96
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Hahaha thats hilarious!!!! Now the semi thing is a constant incident that happens here. Dam truck driver got so close that i hopped off the freeway that i ended up going from pavement to gravel at 60 mph. It felt like driving on ice!! After i gained control i got onto the gateway and hauled ass to the entrance ramp to get back on the freeway. Those semi's make the hoes and kons look like hotwheel trucks lol
A+ for that one!
bsamoul
Hoe Enthusiast
I love the power we all get on WOT. Shit takes off and it puts a huge smile on my face 
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Devious_Tahoe96
Mr. Budwieser
What does "wto" stand for??
h0tr0d
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WOT= Wide Open Throttle
grimm
Full Access Member
I love the power we all get on WOT. Shit takes off and it puts a huge smile on my face
I know what you mean man. I get that same smile
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Devious_Tahoe96
Mr. Budwieser
Thanks for the fill in
Danny_Z56
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These Tahoes are nothing to be taken lightly....Hence why most Cops have favored the Tahoe over anything else since 1998.The newer they are,the better they get.
I'd love to get me a '05+ PPV Tahoe,maybe next year.Im sure their will be plenty of Michigan and NY state police Tahoes to choose from
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