Okay, after a few sips of coffee I see what I did.
Everything was fine until I identified that white wire in the Tahoe harness yesterday, and that's where the sleep deprivation logic took over. I started thinking that this white wire may have been a turn-on wire FOR the radio, when in reality, it seems to be a turn-on lead FROM the radio to other devices. Somehow, I managed to get the pink wire from the Malibu mixed up in all of this, even though I have known for several days that the pink wire is an output to the Bose amp.
I'm all ready to put in an aftermarket head unit right now, but I realized there may be a snag with my ghetto chime retention setup...
Ultimately, the chime sound still outputs through the regular speaker wires on the factory radio, yes? In that case, I'm suddenly not sure how I would be able to get the chime sound to play over speakers that are wired to an aftermarket head unit.
I feel like the chime alerts may be more important on a PPV, since all of the "idiot-proofing" is deleted by the factory. There are no automatic headlights, and there's nothing stopping you from locking your keys in the car with the engine running.
Something cool I wanted to mention:
Beneath the instrument panel, I found a male/female connection with 8 pins for each of the 8 F/R speaker wires. In other words, my amp is wired for me. I can just pull the pins out of these connectors and put them into the connectors on the amp. I wonder if the civilian trucks have a harness that would "T" in here for the factory amplified systems?
It's only a matter of time before these trucks catch on with the "serious" audio crowd. It's literally the only car you can buy that is already factory-wired front to back to this degree (125A to the rear cargo area, wow).