Well, ladies and gents, the saga continues.
I've been driving the suburban every day, so the battery should be maintaining a state of charge. But it seems low again, and I went to start it this afternoon and got all the same symptoms.
No gear position
No fuel gauge
Service 4wd
Service ABS
And so on.
I tried to plug in the Tech2, but it would just show 'no communication' for all modules until I disconnected/reconnected the battery.
Afterwards, I was able to do a scan and pulled 23 (!) codes. I took snapshots of them all at this imgur link:
The first 2 were errors I got BEFORE resetting the system.
The last one is a battery state snapshot.
There are a couple that stand out to me:
#13 and #14. When I plug that code into alldatadiy, there's an interesting article about fleet vehicles with add-ons causing issues including battery drain... hmmm. My truck was "corporate owned" according to carfax, and there are holes and such in the headlights where flashers used to be.
Known Symptoms (not specific to any one device)
- The radio may not shut off after shutting down vehicle.
- Bus or LAN traffic may stay active leading to a discharged vehicle battery.
- Problems reprogramming modules either because of interference or the device will not allow the bus to power down.
- ONSTAR® may lose the ability to provide diagnostic data.
- Various engine and transmission performance issues with SES light set.
- Intermittent driveability issues.
- Reduced power message and codes.
- Stabilitrak® message and codes.
- C0561 stored in the EBCM leading to a traction control issue.
- No high speed LAN communication along with various communication U-codes.
- Transmission may not shift for one key cycle (TCM in default mode).
- Erratic gauge readings or flickering displays.
- SES, MIL or CEL light set and numerous DTC communication codes such as U0100, U0101, U186B and U1862.
- Diesel power-up devices causing no power in 4WD low range.
- Erratic electric power steering boost potentially associated with codes U2109, U2107, U2100, B1325, C0000.
- Battery run down
- Service Tire Pressure Monitoring (TPM) system light illuminated.
– Cannot relearn TPM
However I cannot see anything that might relate to this under the dash...
#18 current no communication with TCM, but the other glaring issues at this point are gone due to the 'reset'.
The rest I am attributing to what I am terming "GSF" - General System Freakout