I get warnings about this quite often pulling onto base. They threaten me with a ticket too. But luckily, it's usually some easily intimidated PFC or LCpl manning the gate. So, after giving them my Sgt's ID I say, "Really?" And he comes back with, "Have a good day, Sergeant."
You just have to get a military ID. All set. When I went back home on leave. I got pulled over, underage, drunk driving without a license and a car full of other teenagers, drunk.
I handed the cop my military ID, he thought about for a second and said, "Make it home safe."
BAM! Top that getting out of a ticket story.
I have a similar story. Once I was with 3 friends, and I was driving, I was pretty drunk, but not as drunk as two of them. I got pulled over. I had no drivers license at the time. I told the cop, one of the people that was actually sober could not drive stick, and the other two were drunk, so I was driving. He said "Have a good day" and drove off!