running from the popo stories lets hear them!

[Anthony]

I have never been pulled over in the Tahoe!! Only been pulled over in My Jeep Grand Cherokee when I was 16-19 Years old. Haven't been pulled over in a year! Guess it's true, Young and stupid lol

My only good stories involve me smooth-talking/ kissing-ass to get out of a ticket
I have got out of these tickets due to smooth-talking:
-Small speeding (5-12) MPH over posted
-TVs on while driving
-Illegal exhaust
-Illegal headlights
-Illegal LEDs

Nothing too serious, but being polite got it out of all of them

 

[MikeTheApeman]

I am not going to lie.

I saw the title of this thread and was not in the least bit surprised Anthony posted in here.

 

[Anthony]

I am not going to lie.

I saw the title of this thread and was not in the least bit surprised Anthony posted in here.

HAHHAH

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[Narco]

I seen what happens at the end of chases, I'm not trying to get beat and sent to jail, Got too much to lose. Plus I don't need a record that prevents me from owning my guns.

lol...going to jail would suck enough. getting you ass beat and going really blows.

 

[GhostHoe]

Paragraphs, use them.

 

[chistoso]

You should master punctuation first, then try your hand at crime. But then again, cops love that criminals are dumb.

No shit!! My head from reading the first post... As agreed before, I love my freedom so no pissing off 5.0s for me..

 

[tx07tahoe]

The only good story about the cops I have is when my cousin and I where coming back from Wataburger. I was going 50 in a 30 when the cop passed me going the other way then he turned around and pulled me over. He said he wouldnt give me a ticket if I gave him the food.

 

[IowaTahoe]

During one night leaving town I was racing another car out of town. Well he gave up and I decided to stay in it. As I was just leaving the 45mph zone into the 55mph zone I popped over the hill and I crossed a deputy. I did a quick glance at the speedo and it was down my the odometer. (85mph speedo) So I knew if I pulled over I was going to get it bad. So I put it into 4 gear and nailed it. Where I lived back then, it was a 8 mile stretch of county road. So I went 5 miles and hit the first gravel road and went south. I was only a mile north of the county line so I went to the county south of me. I saw lights when I was into my first few miles. Never did see another deputy that night, I just took gravel roads home and called it the night. The next couple days, word was going around that a deputy got a car on his radar at 116 mph leaving town and couldn't catch up to it. I was sure at some point in time the sheriffs office would come talk to me since I lived in a very small community and there was only a few of us with tuned cars. But they never did. Talking to a few buddies that I knew I could trust telling them I was the one that the deputy lost, we were all amazed that my car was doing 116 mph in 3rd gear. The stang at the time had a fresh 331 stroker, 3550 TKO, but I hadn't put the 4.56's in it yet, it still had the 2.73's in it. It was an AOD car when I got it. So we were pretty shocked to here 116 mph.

 

[yukonjacks]

I don't know if you guys heard on the news but Pittsburgh has had more than enough LOE's from locals to the latest a statey. You'd be a fool to cause them any reason to be nervous. When I was stationed in Staten Island they told us that if you get pulled over, crack your window down, put on your dome lights and rest your hands on the steering wheel. If he asks for ID, let him know where its at and where your reaching to get it. These simple practices of respect has gotten me out of several tickets.

Any PUNISHERS out there

 

[Eagle]

I quit doing that, and I quit getting tickets.
You do that, it shows you've been pulled over a lot or had prior run ins with the law.
Act like any normal ned and you'll probably skate.