When The Wife asks for the keys

[Goodinblack]

A girl like that would make me pull my hair out in the front seat..... if I had any.

You need yo make her wash it and change the oil in it. Then she will take care of it. Time and labor investments.

From my CB Radio.

 

[07Burb]

Lol great idea!!

Mine sucks at driving and honestly I wish she didn't drive an escalade bc she acts like she is driving a ************* vehicle and does not care about it at all. So far she has run into TWO non-moving objects. Once she ran into a pole parking and scratched up the front bumper and then she ran into the pole at the gate leaving the airport parking lot and scratched up the driver side window. Both times I was with her in the passenger seat just shaking my head. And then when I tell her she needs to be more aware she has the nerve to get mad at me for "telling her how to drive". FML.

That sucks, Felix! And she probably thinks she didn't do anything wrong. I'd rectify that situation by NOT getting her an Esky next time around. I'm lucky as my wife does a pretty good job with the Burb but if she beat on it like it appears your girl does I'd fly off the handle

 

[felixgun]

A girl like that would make me pull my hair out in the front seat..... if I had any.

You need yo make her wash it and change the oil in it. Then she will take care of it. Time and labor investments.

From my CB Radio.

that's hilarious! If I told her to wash it and get an oil change, she would go to a car wash place and then go to an oil change place so I'd still be paying for it!!

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That sucks, Felix! And she probably thinks she didn't do anything wrong. I'd rectify that situation by NOT getting her an Esky next time around. I'm lucky as my wife does a pretty good job with the Burb but if she beat on it like it appears your girl does I'd fly off the handle

It really does Jacob and you sir have an awesome wife. She loves the car but doesn't treat it like I would if it were my daily driver. And yes this is the first and last escalade she's ever getting. Next time I'm getting her a nnnbs Yukon without as many bells and whistles and sans-chrome.

 

[07Burb]

that's hilarious! If I told her to wash it and get an oil change, she would go to a car wash place and then go to an oil change place so I'd still be paying for it!!

My wife just knows that if she doesn't take care of what I've provided nice things will stop being provided at her disposal and she'll no longer be driving a nice looking vehicle Maybe you should make her drive an '88 Econoline Van for a while and see if she shapes up

 

[felixgun]

My wife just knows that if she doesn't take care of what I've provided nice things will stop being provided at her disposal and she'll no longer be driving a nice looking vehicle Maybe you should make her drive an '88 Econoline Van for a while and see if she shapes up

Honestly I would if I didn't have to sometimes drive her vehicle when the kids and us all ride together. I won't be caught dead in an old van lol.

 

[yates ™]

She seemed like a really nice girl Felix

 

[07Burb]

Honestly I would if I didn't have to sometimes drive her vehicle when the kids and us all ride together. I won't be caught dead in an old van lol.

 

[jaslo]

On my wife's car, I can tell where she has rubbed the curb with the tires. She wonder's why I don't like her driving my truck.

 

[yates ™]

 

[felixgun]

She seemed like a really nice girl Felix

Lol she is. She's just a ****** driver and she knows it.