You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[jcooklock]

Only one cig lighter power outlit works.
Your gas mileage is worse then a Panzer Tank.


Feel free to keep adding to the list

 

[blueflamed03]

you hear a loud buzzing sound, that is your fuel pump.

 

[AtomicHoe094]

you can do nice smokey burnouts
chopped exhaust sounds better then flowmasters ahhaha

 

[DofD]

Every week is a new round of "What's that mystery fluid on the garage floor".

 

[haks310]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

 

[flatsearcher41]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

haha nice one.

how about "when you actually do sink like a rock, throw on 4x4 and on you go"

 

[gbleezy]

when your door locks stop working because the actuators fail!

 

[jdawg901]

they ask why dosent your door open from the inside.

 

[WH0DAMAN]

You have to slam your door shut because the hinge pins are worn out.

You have to bull rush into the door from the inside to get it open because the door handle is broken.

You have to open your door at the drive up window because the power window motor is burned out.

You cant tell witch radio station you have on or tell the time because all the lights are burned out in the factory radio.

Truck wont start because the fuel pump is out.

Fuel gauge acts like it is on a trampoline.

In a full on rain storm the wipers stop working because the wiper module went out.

You know you own a Tahoe when you look like you have Buckwheat in a headlock because you have so much hair in your armpits!

 

[JennaBear]

I love my Tahoe! Only gripe is the dent in the back hatch