You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[BOSS]

I love my Tahoe! Only gripe is the dent in the back hatch

Eh you're not playing!

 

[tast101]

When you have to stand inside the car to clean your roof.

 

[BOSS]

When you go to the mall and come home to ask, where did that 1/4 tank go.

 

[1999hoe]

when your truck is more of a **** than your exgirlfriend

 

["350Vortec"]

when your truck is more of a **** than your exgirlfriend

Haha

 

[tybardy]

every mod you do costs at least $500, and is merely a stepping stone to the next $500 mod

 

[icehead]

every mod you do costs at least $500, and is merely a stepping stone to the next $500 mod

Amen to that!

 

[AquinoSteven]

You swear that there is a hole in your gas tank.

80mph feels like 150

 

[XLdenaliXL]

when you have to roll down your window and open your door from the outiside because the door handle rod broke

when you have to change the breaks every week and wonder why your break calipers are smaller than your girlfriends hyundai

when you have to constanly fight the wheel to the right because you need an anlingment every couple of months

ahh.... the list goes on and on.... but you know what i wouldent trade my yuk for a benz

 

[JKmotorsports]

...when you spend 2 weeks trying the program the Homelink to open your garage.
...when you have 300K miles and still going strong but power windows, locks, 3rd brake light, and 34 other things don't work.
...when your truck wins every time you get in a fender bender.