Wow, this discussion went from the simple (short dipstick?), to the philosophical (metric vs English measurement), to the conspiracy of GM selling us bad design.
My service bill at the Dealer charged me for 8 quarts at $6.99 each. I can assure you that they would have charged me for 9 if they had used 9 quarts. Oil level was right in the middle of the hash marks. But wait, they did charge me $24.99 for a Premium Oil Conditioner that was not mentioned up front. That must have raised the oil level a little right? Maybe there is a conspiracy!