You know you drive a Tahoe when...

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Miami-Yukon

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this thread is ******* spot on! i love it :-D


...when you keep the dome over ride switch on because you're paranoid and impatient about waiting 30 seconds to make sure the courtesy lights turn off so you don't come out to a dead battery later.

...when you can't wait till you have enough money to get another thing fixed on your 'hoe and get it crossed off the list... then find out that you need to add another thing to the list making it even out again @_@

but even with all THAT, you still wouldn't trade it for the world.

Holy crrrrap! He's right!!! LOL

When you read through this thread with friends and none of them are laughing nearly as hard as you.

LMAO!!!!


And when you have 11 ongoing pages of this stuff and everything makes sense!!!
 

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when it costs more in insurance coverage to pay for others medical and property damage then collision damage of your own vehicle.

When only high or low beams work one set at a time.
 

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When the rear windows only go a 1/3 of the way down :lol:
 

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When they don't make a cat back exhaust system for a 2 door...
 

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Lets start it up again guys!

You know you drive a Tahoe when you:
-play 'guess that fluid leaking on the garage floor' on a weekly basis (dexcool anyone?)
-those damn gremlins are always stealing your gas
-half of all your electrical problems are because of a bad ground somewhere
-EVRYONE complains about your back windows only going 1/3 the way down
-people consider you a parallel parking god
-after a long day, your ride home in that padded leather seat is like sitting in a damn la-z-boy :mexsmoke:
-everybody wonders why you are obsessive compulsive about it like it's still a new truck
-as a full size truck owner, you learn the pinnacle of getting payback on someone who has pissed you off: TAILGATING!!!
-there are more lights than ever needed at your disposal, fog lights,aux driving lights, overhead light bar, HIGH4 mod...
-if you ever manage to get yourself stuck by some odd occurence, you put it in 4-HI, if the gods decide to let you get stuck in that, drop her in 4-LO, if you're stuck in that... well... your ******.
I could go on forever...
:cheers:
 

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Always throws something new at you that you create a thread that starts with
"You know you drive a Tahoe when..."

Makes you want to loose weight because the vehicle sags on the left.

Somebody always wants to by your SUV after you did all the work to get it just right.
 

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I'm new to posting but I had to get on this too...

When your off-roading and feeling proud & invincible that your kon made it through all the rough spots with flying colors.
You get back on the main road and you have a flat tire.
To make it worse, your alone and your spare needs a spare.
 

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...when you crack a deer in the *** @ 40mph and all you need is a a new grill assembly, right headlight and blinker! (true story)

...when you have to hit the top of the dash to get the blower motor to kick in.
 
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