You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[jdpber]

yea i have a 2 step folding step for waxing it and working under the hood.. most the time i will stand on a tire lol

 

[Garmoe]

-when you lose 2nd gear and have to floor it from 20mph-40mph
-when you get better gas mileage with a broken trans then when the cat was burned out

 

[roc187]

When the 4x4 button flickers on an off when the bass hit but everything else is fine then it goes off completely

 

[Gzes]

When you can haul 11k pounds no problem

 

[HDRock1]

When you kick er down and, here the sweet sound of the throttle body suckin all that air

 

[SunlitComet]

Especially with a massive air intake system to increase the induction noise.

 

[ch4d]

When you kick er down and, here the sweet sound of the throttle body suckin all that air

Even with the aftermarket air intake people look like oh shit get out of the way.

this one was already probably said but you know you own a hoe when you pass by everyone to school or work on a snowy day and you can still go the speed limit

 

[domin8]

When you're towing a car on a 2000 lbs. up a 6-7% grade for a few miles and you pass Ford and Dodge trucks struggling to get up the hill while not towing anything.

 

[kaoticlife]

when your security light starts flashing and you sit in a parking lot waiting to start the damn thing!

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

when your wallet hates you