100% stuck lifter but doesn't sound to my ear like it's eating the cam yet.
Based on our terrific text exchange it looks like your priority is for it to remain a reliable daily driver and you will pay someone else to do the work. With that, I see three options:
1/ Cheapest: try the
Crazed Performance lifter trick and see if you can get the lifter unstuck. If you can, immediately have the AFM tuned out with a $50 mail-your-ECM tune, and drive it like you stole it until the wheels fall off. Probably $150 for the tool and the tune, plus your time. If you can find a shop to try the Crazed Performance trick for you, all the better. Probably $500 in labor to give it a try.
2/ Next cheapest: Have a shop identify which lifter failed and replace it along with the lifter trays on that bank. Requires pulling one cylinder head. Probably $1500 in parts and labor.
3/ Fancy: Have a shop install a DoD delete kit from Texas Speed or do like I did and roll your own from the parts you want. This will include a new cam (mild or wild, your choice) and timing set, new lifters and springs, new flat valley pan, new
OEM lifter trays and some other doo dads. Probably $3500-$5000 in parts and labor. I would still prefer a Blackbear tune over a local shop, though. Justin knows his shit.
What would I do? Pack a couple of lunches and a cooler of beer, then spend the weekend doing option 3. If I was long on cash and short on time, I would pay a performance shop to do option 3 to my specs.
For a Hail Mary, you can run some marvel mystery oil in there for a few hundred miles.
@Trey Hardy fixed his stuck lifter that way a couple of times now.