I think I got a winner on the oil to make my cold starts sound less like my engine is completely broken.
Swapped in Castrol Magnatec synthetic. The marketing hype is basically it will cling to your parts better and give you better cold start protection. I have circulated it through about 150 miles and today it was 15 degrees out, but was the quietest cold start I have had yet. It still sounds noisy, as any engine would, but the terrible lifter clacking wasn't there. I am going to add liqui moly MOS2 additive to it to see if I can get it even quieter.
Swapped in Castrol Magnatec synthetic. The marketing hype is basically it will cling to your parts better and give you better cold start protection. I have circulated it through about 150 miles and today it was 15 degrees out, but was the quietest cold start I have had yet. It still sounds noisy, as any engine would, but the terrible lifter clacking wasn't there. I am going to add liqui moly MOS2 additive to it to see if I can get it even quieter.