You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[SamoanYukon]

When you can't wait to punch out of work to drive it...
When the keys feel like it's superglued to your hand if anyone wants to borrow it...
When you always floor it when a tundra is tailgating... (my island is full of tundras)
When you call it "my baby"

 

[Maxxtraxx K5]

When you got a fleet of 4 obs pickups,a obs suburban, and obs tahoe, and wonder what am I going to fix today?

When tires cost 700 bucks for anything half decent in your size.

When people ask how you got esclade wheels on your hoe, and you reply " GM didnt call these back for warrantee, and I got them out of the dealership dumpster where my brother works".

 

[montec313]

when your hood latch dont catch and your hood blows back.

 

[blackcoffee]

WD40 for all of you having those hood latch problems?

 

[drowndindreams]

when you fear going to the gas station

 

[raptorforme93]

When you cringe for the first minute you start your hoe cold because of piston slap

When your engine bay comes with a second battery tray!

When someone offers to buy your hoe for twice what you paid and you still say no

 

[BattelWagun]

When you cringe for the first minute you start your hoe cold because of piston slap

When your engine bay comes with a second battery tray!

When someone offers to buy your hoe for twice what you paid and you still say no

+1

#1when the fist time you heard piston slap you shit yourself and had a heard attach because you thought it threw a rod or something...

#2When you realize what a ***** of a project it is to actually get a second battery functioning properly in there

#3 When your paint looks as good as your neighbors 335i

I believe we can all reiterate these in our own experiences... haha

 

[montec313]

WD40 for all of you having those hood latch problems?

ya i did that after the fact, lol...

- when your gas tank pops five mins after you shut it off.

 

[SamoanYukon]

When you armourall inside the engine compartment.
When you dig under the seat to find where that frenchfry fell.
When you drive another vehicle and feel like you cheated.
When you don't ever want to drive anything else.

 

[SunlitComet]

When you armourall inside the engine compartment.