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  1. StevenFromTexas

    2015 Escalade

    One of my unusually unreliable sources told me the D.E.A. isn't at all happy with their soon-to-be new Number One confiscated vehicle. My opinion? Dang, I'm out of posting time. I've got to get out in the backyard and continue using my 22" chainsaw on a live oak. :)
  2. StevenFromTexas

    Just a rendering of a Yukon

    Absolutely agree! Those dimwits have to almost come to a complete stop if a twig is in front of one of their tires. I'd love to see a semi roll over one of the lowriders when they hit the brakes to gently roll over a one-inch bump. Can you say "Darwin Award Winner"? I change lanes and step...
  3. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    I bet yates is jealous that he isn't the center of attention on this topic. :D
  4. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    Where the hell is the front license plate holder? Does one simply use some duct tape to attach the license plate? :rolleyes: Bet General Motors will sell you a roll of duct tape for about $99.95 plus state sales tax plus $9.95 flat-rate shipping and handling charges. :D
  5. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    So the 2015 second and third-row seats fold flat . . . or almost flat anyway, huh? The first time you set something on the backs of those flat seats, you've just permanently crapped out the fabric or whatever that furry stuff is on the backs of the seats. Won't that look pretty when someone...
  6. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    That "thing" looks like a deep-sea monster rising to the surface to take a bite out of something. :eek:
  7. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    Wow! A 110-volt 3-prong outlet is included in the 2015 models. Gee, I bet the battery goes dead about ten seconds after something is plugged into that mother and turned on. Better sign up for an extended OnStar plan. :happy175:
  8. StevenFromTexas

    map update worth it?

    You can't update a deceased dinosaur, but General Motors tries anyway. :thumbsdown: I own a Garmin nüvi 3597LMTHD, and that thing is a top-notch unit.
  9. StevenFromTexas

    The OFFICIAL 2015 Tahoe unveiling thread

    God, those 2015 "things" bring a brand new definition to BUTT-UGLY! :signs16: :doublepuke: :yucky: :thumbsdown: :badidea: I don't know what would be worse: Being seen in a 2015 Tahoe/Suburban/whatever or a Chevrolet Volt. Either way, I'd have to have a paper bag over my head so no one...
  10. StevenFromTexas

    New 2015 Chevy Tahoe.

    My fear is the 2015 Chevrolet Tahoe is going to be as ugly as the current bloated, fat, and butt-ugly Chevrolet pickups. The current Tahoe line isn't broke, so don't fix it, General Motors.
  11. StevenFromTexas

    Headrest removal

    The headrests come out easily with something like a good-sized paper clip end pressed into the small hole as the headrests are lifted up. After I purchased my Tahoe many years ago, I removed the front-row headrests, and both of them now reside in the Lubbock County dump. The second-row...
  12. StevenFromTexas

    Most often stolen SUVs and trucks

    Man, I thought drug dealers would do a better job keeping their transportation safe from thieves. Anyone hazard to guess which vehicle on that Top 10 list I'm referring to? :evillol:
  13. StevenFromTexas

    Console Safe by Lock'er Down

    You have good taste in accessories, usmcss! I can't think of a more practical, useful, and very moderately priced upgrade to make on our vehicles. :2cents:
  14. StevenFromTexas

    Help me with my trim please!

    You can't go wrong with the gloss black or black carbon look. Hell, just removing that hideous wood trim and putting nothing in its place would look better. :)
  15. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    On a positive note, the Toyota Tundra is still far uglier than General Motors' "new" 2014 lineup. On a negative note, I wouldn't be caught dead in either a Toyota Tundra or 2014 General Motors pickup even if one were offered to me for free. :nono:
  16. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    Looks like yates finally went to bed. :evillol: All that smoke and laser stuff from General Motors, and uh, what's missing from the presentation a few days ago? What's missing is the estimated miles per gallon figures, which General Motors said it will throw out at a later time. That's...
  17. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    One of my unusually unreliable sources told me General Motors is now hard at work trying to remedy the visual mismatch between the squared off wheel well flares and the tires. General Motors released a picture showing their Version One prototype tire just a few minutes ago. Hey, nobody...
  18. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    Now here's a retro-Ford feature that I had on a 1983 Ford pickup, and GM calls it a "sliding rear window": Here's what I call it: Another place for wind noise, water leaks, and easy break-in access point. :rolleyes:
  19. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    If you get real bored when you get to see one of those 2014 things up close, stick your head near some of that dead space above the tires and say "Hello". You'll then get to hear an echo. :evillol: Those 2014 truck models look like something designed by a large committee where the members...
  20. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    :dogpile: ---------- Post added at 10:05 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:43 AM ---------- I think those bulbous front and rear wheel well flares are beyond modding. You have to take about two extra steps to get around them if walking close to the vehicle. :eek: And those...
  21. StevenFromTexas

    Sierra 3500 HD spied ....

    Dear General Motors: I have a 1995 Chevrolet pickup. It's 2012, and I haven't seen a pickup I like better than the one I have. Your 2014 pickup lineup is butt-ugly outside and inside, so I can now cross off replacing my 1995 pickup with a newer model. Save yourself a whole lot of money and...
  22. StevenFromTexas

    Service email with recall 12138???

    I had a letter in the mailbox on 11-26-12 concerning the possible transmission dipstick tube problem. The solution for most of us will be to install a foam sleeve around the tube to absorb engine vibration. Why do I forsee many years from now the foam falling apart, the tranmission dipstick...
  23. StevenFromTexas

    What does your volt meter say?

    sumo, your picture looks just like the display on my Tahoe. The meter rarely (almost never) makes it back to straight up. It's almost always to the right of center. Just like me. :Big Laugh:
  24. StevenFromTexas

    Help me decide if i should spend the $$$ or save the $$$

    This is such an easy black and white decision. Hell, no, don't repaint the vehicle!
  25. StevenFromTexas

    Time for a "2014+ Tahoe/Yukon/Escalade Models" sub-forum?

    Let's hope the Cadillac User Experience (CUE) doesn't migrate its way to the 2014 Tahoe. From General Motors: "Cadillac CUE, a comprehensive in-vehicle experience that merges intuitive design with auto industry-first controls and commands for information and entertainment data, will...

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