Here's the VLOM plug I capped off by removing the connector from the VLOM and wrapping it up with electrical tape to keep the connector sealed in case there was power on any of the pins:
There's no way in hell I'm gonna cut that connector off and do any soldering back there underneath the cowl. I even considered removing the intake manifold. Just for a second, though.
I took note of the wire colors and looked up the E38 PCM pinouts on a GM upfitter site. I verified the circuits with a DVOM and even found that the pink was a switched 12V+, meaning I only needed to make up the ground and signal circuits:
The ethanol sensor signal output needs to go to an unused slot (#40) in the J1 plug. All the VLOM solenoid control circuits are in the J2 plug. The pins have to come out the front of the plug so the wires will need to be cut to pull the pin and wire through the front. I chose to use two wires that were next to each other in the plug, one for the sensor signal and one for the ground. I cut the wire and pulled the pin and length of wire out through the front of the plug:
I pulled the cut wire back up to where the harness splits to go to each PCM plug and rerouted it towards the J1 plug. I popped out the blockoff in the #40 slot and slid the piece of wire with the pin on it into position:
Here, I'm holding the J2 connector and you can see the rerouted gray wire in the J1 harness, aligned with the rest of it that I'll solder together: